Quotes Zombie

Jesus was not a zombie. He had to fulfill biblical prophecies. Jesus became the perfection that God desires. He loved you so much He took your place and was crushed under the full wrath of God that you and I deserve. 'We'll be judged more by what we do here than anywhere else.' — At the beginning. 'The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, so hit the power!' — At the beginning. 'Call the department of energy, we need power!' — At the beginning. Killing a Zombie: 'Negotiations: one piece at a time.' — Upon getting a kill 'Pain is temporary, pride is forever!' — Upon getting a kill. Clive: They told me you put me down as the father of the baby and in case of an emergency. Michelle: the baby's not yours, Clive.

ZOMBIE QUOTES V

quotations about zombies

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When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.

ADAM SELZER

The pinnacle of zombie cool came when the game Humans vs. Zombies (HvZ for those in the know) began taking over college campuses. I still don't understand the rules, but it involves Nerf guns and throwing rolled up socks at your friends. So I'm in.

TEAMEPICREADS

'Creature Feature: Zombies', Epic Reads, August 14, 2012

A father's only dream is to hear his daughter ask to kill some zombies. Go for it, sweetie. Make this old man proud.

TAHNEE FRITZ

The Human Race

It doesn't take much to please a zombie. Just feed them. Regularly.

STEPHEN & FIONNUALA BLACK

'At Least You Know Where You Stand With A Zombie', Fractured Faith Blog

What Hamlet suffers from is a lack of zombies. Let us say Rosencrantz and Guildenstern show up--Ho-HO! Now you've got something that stirs the, um, something that stirs things that are stirrable. BOOM! A pack of ravenous flesh-eaters breaks open their heads and sucks out their eyeballs. No need for iambic pentameter because they are grunting, groaning annihilators of humanity with no time for meter. You're not asleep in the back of English class anymore, are you? This is what I'm talking about. Zombies.

LIBBA BRAY

attributed, 'Zombie Apocalypse Survival Training'

I suppose I knew on an intellectual level that graves weren't especially made for getting out of. I mean, you start with a hermetically sealed casket and then you dump six feet of dirt on top of it. Over time the earth gets compacted, which can't make it easy to dig through. So even if you're a very angry and determined zombie, you've kind of got your work cut out for you just escaping from the grave.

C.E. MURPHY

Walking Dead

The flesh-eating ghouls of

STEVE BEARD

Aftershocks: The End of Style Culture

A real-life zombie outbreak would be so severe that it would spread at a rate faster than the Black Death.

SIMON ALVAREZ

'Zombie Apocalypse 2017: Real Life 'The Walking Dead' Scenario Unlikely, Humans To Be Extinct In 100 Days, Says UK Study', Inquisitr, January 5, 2017

Okay, well zombies are death porn: the culture is exhausted with erotic imagery, so it turns to thanatos instead. Abortion? Zombies are our collective nightmare of all of the children that have been murdered coming back to life and devouring the mothers that devoured them. Consumerism? Zombies are exactly like people on Black Friday soullessly fighting over children's toys -- they even 'consume' brains and there was that one zombie movie that was even set in a mall. Rugged individualism? Well, the entire zombie genre is really a way of justifying the feeling that one is in a survivalist struggle against innumerable others who aren't really human.

MELINDA SELMYS

'It's Lent, American Civilization is Crumbling, Let's Talk About Zombies', Patheos, March 9, 2017

There's no slavering horde of zombies. No actinic flash of thermonuclear war. No Earth-shuddering asteroid. The end comes in unforeseen ways; the stock market collapses, and then the banks, and then there is no food in the supermarkets, or the communications system goes down completely and inevitably, and previously amiable co-workers find themselves wrestling over the last remaining cookie that someone brought in before all the madness began.

MARK A. RAYNER

The Fridgularity

Everything's better with zombies -- NOT.

LILY HERNE

Deadlands

Many of the earliest zombies to appear in comics follow this lead, especially those that use misrepresentations of Vodou practices as the cause of the zombification and show the zombies as the sympathetic victims of nefarious foes. Even though these early zombies are difficult to classify -- they were 'caught between the mildly influential voodoo slave shufflers of the '30s and the wildly redefining insatiable Romero gut-munchers of the late 60s,' after all -- they share the status of walking dead, be they avenging revenants of feckless slaves.

KYLE WILLIAM BISHOP

How Zombies Conquered Popular Culture: The Multifarious Walking Dead in the 21st Century

There's something just as unsettling [about] the subtle undead as there is about dramatically rotting flesh.

KAT GEORGE

'100 Years Of Zombie Evolution Is Perhaps The Grossest Thing You'll Feast Your Eyes On Today', Bustle

Zombies clearly appear to have something going on 'upstairs,' but not much, and presumably what they have is very different from their prior state. Brain diseases such as Alzheimer's and disorders such as autism also raise questions about absent and altered personal identity. For example, at what point is the person no longer 'at home'? Or at what point is a person no longer the same person I once knew? Zombies clearly bring to mind the ravages of brain damage and serious cognitive disorders. Good horror exploits our deepest fears and issues that we rarely like to bring to the surface.

HAMISH THOMPSON

'She's Not Your Mother Anymore, She's a Zombie!: Zombies, Value, and Personal Identity', Zombies, Vampires, and Philosophy: New Life for the Undead

Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.

GENA SHOWALTER

Takeo Quotes Zombies

Alice in Zombieland

There's no fly-fishing movie in the works, but I've got an idea. Zombies are real popular. How about, 'A River Runs Through Zombieland?'

CATCH CORMIER

'Ask the Fly Fishing Answer Man', Louisiana Sportsman, March 9, 2017

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.

SIMON PEGG

interview, 'The Zombies Live', TAlkTAlk

Modern zombies are now more than just fictional monsters that allow people to catharically deal with the horrors of the post-9/11 era; they are 'meaning machines' that have become the 'allegory of the moment,' embraced not only by the entertainment industry but also by academic and professional disciplines beyond film and cultural studies as a valid subject of investigation and critical study.

KYLE WILLIAM BISHOP

How Zombies Conquered Popular Culture: The Multifarious Walking Dead in the 21st Century

A zombie crawls through the forest. When it reaches a good spot, it freezes in place. A stalk slowly grows from its head. The stalk then spews out spores that spread, turning others into zombies. This is no Halloween story about the zombie apocalypse. It's all true. The zombie isn't a human, though. It's an ant. And the stalk that emerges from its head is a fungus. Its spores infect other ants, which lets the zombie cycle begin anew.

KATHRYN HULICK

'Zombies are real!', Science News for Students, October 27, 2016

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.

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SETH GRAHAME-SMITH

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

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Ravi: Hey buddy.
Major: Miss you too.
Ravi: Remarkable. It's like you're preserved in amber.

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Hey Liv it's me. I'm about to do something, but if it works big if, it could save lives. Basically what I've been asking myself before any big decisions is what would Liv Moore do? Whatever happens, know this. It's always been you. I always loved you, and I always will. Take care of yourself. Bye.

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How funny would it be if now I knocked you in?

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Peyton: Blaine smothered a girl with a pillow.
Don E: Well, we all have our hobbies.
Peyton: She was wearing a wedding dress. She was calling out your name.

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Don't look at me with that tone of voice.

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Enzo: It seems your friend Major has escaped. Perhaps you would like the chance to beg for your life.
Hobbs: Perhaps you can kiss my --

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Clive: We are in the south now. You don't put stolen jewelry in a black man's pocket.
Liv: It's not in your pocket.

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Take care of Ravi please, I'm probably going to marry the guy.

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I'm really glad we're at this place in our relationship where we can dig up a grave without having to talk.

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The rotting brain of a dead pickpocket. This is the nicest thing anyone has ever did for me.

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Acrobat brain, huh? New man in your life? I'll take that glare as a no. You're not so good with the boyfriends, no? Speaking of acrobats, how's Peyton.

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We're zombies. We don't need Ocean's 11 to do this job. We just need the right brains.

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iZombie Quotes

Clive: They told me you put me down as the father of the baby and in case of an emergency.
Michelle: the baby's not yours, Clive.

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I'm a CPA, not a super villain!

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