I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit

by admin

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. Jan 26, 2019 - 'I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.' I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.' Johnson, The Jerk “I poured spot remover on my dog. Coils, thin sheet, slit strip and blanks according to your requirements. It all began in 1990, and thin sheet in coil, sheet, slit strip and trimmed wide strip are still the main products of INTERSTAHL Service GmbH & Co.KG. Many of the common grades can be obtained directly from stock.

Rhymes and poems


I slit the sheet,
The sheet I slit
and on the slitted sheet I sit.

Sister Suzie's sewing socks for soldiers
Sock for soldiers sister Suzie sews,
If sister Suzie's sewing socks for soldiers,
Where're the socks for soldiers sister Suzie sews?

I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit And On The Slitted Sheet I Sit

Slit

Sarah, Sarah, sits in her Chevy;
When she shifts she sips her Schlitz,
and when she sips her Schlitz she shifts.

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. 'But,' she said, 'this butter's bitter!
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!'
So she bought a bit of butter better than her bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter, and her batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

A canner can can anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?

A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
'But,' he said. 'I must see
What the minister's fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee'

I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit Upon The Slitted Sheet I Sit

To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood.

How much Zen would a Zen master master
If Zen master could master all the Zen?
A Zen master would master all the Zen he could master
If a Zen master should master all the Zen

One smart fellow, he felt smart
Two smart fellows, they felt smart
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
'Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?'

A mother to her son did utter
'Go, my son, and shut the shutter'
'The shutter's shut' the son did utter
'I cannot shut it any shutter!'

I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit The Jerk

Tongue-Twister Limericks!


—Contributed by Paul Ogden, Israel

A tutor who tooted a flute,
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
'Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?'
—Submitted by Chris DeSantis
More G-Rated Limericks

Phrases to be repeated rapidly

  • A cricket critic
  • A black bug's blood
  • Irish wristwatch
  • Legend tripping
  • Liril
  • Red lorry, yellow lorry
  • Variants
    • Red leather, yellow leather
    • Red welly, yellow welly
  • Road-roller
  • Upper roller, lower roller
  • Rubber baby buggy bumpers
  • Toy boat
  • Unique New York
  • Stupid Superstition

Other phrases

I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit Steve Martin

  • A Kentukian named Knott could not knit, so Knott invented a knitter called the Knott Knitter, but the Knott Knitter would not knit knots. One day while Knott was not knitting on the Knott Knitter, Knott invented an attachment for the Knott Knitter called the Knott Knitter Knotter. When Knott attached the Knott Knitter Knotter to the Knott Knitter, no man could knit knots like Knott knit on the Knott Knitter.
    —Thank you Vicki Hobbs
  • Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.
  • 'Are you copper-bottoming 'em my man?' 'No, I'm aluminuming 'em ma'am.'
  • The black bloke's back brake block broke.
  • A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer
  • He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
  • Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
  • I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
  • The Leith police dismisseth thee. The Leith police dismisseth us.
  • A proper cup of coffee from a copper coffee pot
  • Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
  • The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.
  • 'We reweave rips' (A sign in the window of a tailor's shop.)
  • The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.
  • An old seabear sits on the pier and drinks a pint of beer.
  • Three sweet switched Swiss witches watch three washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switches. Which sweet switched Swiss witch watches which washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switch?
  • One was a racehorse, Two was one too. One won a race, Two won one too.
  • She sells sea shells on the sea shore. The shells she sells are sea shells, I'm sure.
  • If you know other English tongue-twisters, please contact us by clicking here.
  • Return to Tongue-Twister homepage by clicking here.
  • Return to the alphaDictionary Laughing Stock page by clicking here.
  • Return to alphaDictonary home page by clicking here.

I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit And On The Slitted Sheet I Sit

Sheet

I Slit The Sheet The Sheet I Slit

The slitter question...

Slitter? Sheet? huh?

First of all we need to clear something up; and that little 'something' is the use of the word 'if' - the reason being that sheet slitters CAN slit sheets, so there's no 'if' about it. Sheet Slitter machines DO exist, so unless a sheet slitter is experiencing some sort of terrible mechanical malfunction then you can rest assured that a sheet slitter can indeed slit sheets. Sheet slitters are expensive machines and businesses wouldn’t buy them to slit their materials if they in fact couldn’t slit sheets.
So with that little slop of mud cleared away from our metaphorical wind-sheilds we can proceed with trying to come up with an answer to that annoying question ‘How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?’.

Here's the answer to the slitter question:

There is an answer to this silly question, of course there is an answer, we’re talking about a real machine that performs a real function in real businesses. But (and I’m sorry if you feel I’ve led you astray) I can’t give you the answer without knowing the following essential variables:
  • What material is being slit?
  • How thick is the material being slit?
  • What tension does the material need to be at when slit?
  • Does the material being slit have an adhesive coating?
  • How fast is the slitter being run at when slitting the sheets?
  • What type of slitting is being used to slit the sheets? Is it razor, shear or crush-cut slitting?
So with the answers to the above questions it would be fairly easy to answer the question ‘How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?’. Unless of course you’re asking how many sheets could be slit in the useful life span of a slitter machine (rather than how many sheets could be slit in any single job run) in which case the answer is roughly ‘very very many’, slitter machines are very robustly built and last for may years if maintained properly.